Settings

Everything lives in your browser. No cloud, no accounts, no regrets.

Star

Sarcastic microcopy

Witty status lines instead of dull technical messages.

Browser notifications

Only fires on real network errors. No spam.

Notification sounds

A soft blip each time a request is sent.

Compact layout

Single-column, denser monitor rows.

Activity log size

How many entries to keep before old knocks fade into history.

Backups

Export your monitors as JSON, or restore from a previous life.

Danger zone

Wipes every monitor, log and preference from this browser.